Dear FreshDirect, you *know* I'm a vegetarian. You asked. I answered. Why did you send me an email about order a turkey??

Today I left my metrocard at home, walked back home from the subway station in the rain to get it, then left my keys at home. Luckily @sibley was here to let me in tonight while Chris is at Odd Future.

Getting eyebrows waxed is like asking someone to punch you in the face. Vanity fight club?

Columbus Day weekend is the worst for traveling. Standing room only on the 8:50 bus to NYC. Waiting for the next one.

Wifi on buses would be more fun without motion sickness on buses.

Oops, well that's not going to help my sleep schedule. Started reading in bed at 8 and woke up at midnight.

I need to get back on a normal sleep schedule. Working until 4 am is fun, but waking up at 11 throws the day off. Especially when I end up reading for another hour before falling asleep.

It's one of those days where it seems every site I visit is slightly-to-majorly broken. It's probably me.

I frequently forget to set timers when cooking, but we've worked out a pretty good system with an "ooh that smells good" alarm with a backup "what smells like burning?" alarm.

Being on hold is very stressful when you have a phone that loves dropping calls, especially when you're on hold with a service you are pretty sure will require a few transfers to get the answers you need.

My experimentation with wine as cold medicine worked as a very-short-term analgesic but failed to produce the desired longer-term results. Today, I'm trying spicy food. And normal OTC meds. *cough*

Crickets is a terrible sound effect to be using for the timer on my iphone. I still haven't changed it.

Darnit, it still smells like death every time the fridge door opens even though I threw out all the likely rotters and even scrubbed a drawer.

Just woke up from a nap and had a cup of coffee. Now I'm ready for another nap.

You know how you amass power adapters in assorted sizes & you don't know what they go to but you keep them b/c what if someday you need it but then after years you toss them? Then a hurricane comes and you don't have a charger for your LED lantern.

Another scented household product fail: Meyer's geranium scented dish soap. I grabbed something in a hurry last night b/c we were all out. Now I keep wondering who's wearing strong perfume when Chris does the dishes.

For some reason there is always a film crew set up in front of the antiques store I have to pass on my way to the laundromat. Which means there are always cameras around when I'm at my grungiest

It's kind of embarrassing to shove your laundry straight from dryer to bag unfolded when at the laundromat. But oh how I hate folding.

Going in for a high-five and missing. Terrible.

I've got them all beat! GQ's list of worst-dressed men of Silicon Valley: http://sjot.it/nxiXhn

I should not have purchased new shampoo scent unsniffed. Soap.com, are you working on smell-o-vision?

Still awake.

4.5 hours for the air conditioner's dehumidifier collection bucket to fill up. It's a swamp out there.

I'm not the greatest patient in the world: http://bnter.com/convo/38056

Today required a 2nd large iced coffee and some chocolate. Sometimes you have to bribe your brain.

I cut the back of my hand while opening a bottle of wine, and not on anything sharp. Worth it.

You can't have your extra hour of sleep and have already slept through it too.

It's kind of a bad feature in a coaster if you're afraid to get it wet. I mean, it's disposable and I should let go, but...

Facing the reality that I'm actually going to have to leave the apartment today and I haven't done laundry since...

I really have no idea how to use my camera. I bet it can do awesome stuff.