A store credit card just emailed me my password and the 'change password' link sends me back to the same 'forgot password' page that emailed me my password in the first place. Super fail.

1) Getting tackled with a broken rib and punctured lung.
2) Going into the locker room for an IV, then returning to play.

Dude was tackled after he lost his helmet. So very very very very very very not ok.

What could have happened at the 1st Ave L station to make it smell so vile? I suspect grape soda was involved. Still recovering.

We're going to sleep now but I just realized the cats like to sleep in the windowsills and I don't know how to explain hurricane safety to them. Also, I'm afraid there's going to be a sea monster swimming in my full bathtub when I wake.

Giant rats in Brooklyn. http://sjot.it/p7sCJB

Teddy bear skin rugs are beautiful and deeply disturbing: http://agustinawoodgate.com/#536216/Rugs

omg, thank you @kktspecial - http://sjot.it/nOGV3d

Tough decisions....today seems like a good day to stock up on canned and dry goods what with the global economic meltdown looming...but it's so hot... http://bnter.com/convo/39281

Jessie and I are not good influences on each other. <3 her. http://bnter.com/convo/39207

http://www.quora.com/Can-I-text-911?q=911

Find out how much of your favorite caffeinated beverage you can drink before it kills you: http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

Watching Chris play with Buckyballs and looking up what happens if you swallow magnets. Don't do it, kids. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/02/08...