Feel like I should throw in that he said that in all earnestness while spooning me. Life is pretty weird, you guys.

Recently dated an unemployed 27-year-old who still basically lives with his parents who said he just felt like I wasn't out of his league.

Dry humour essay by Hal Sirowitz on the bitter "stalker" that slandered him in graffiti poems in the East Village: http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/still_fresh/hal...

tweeting my feelings

fuck.

uh oh it's happening

Into the emptiness that weighs / More than the universe / Another universe begins / Smaller than the last.

Had my first okcupid date tonight! Success! Went so well it almost felt too easy? What's the catch?

just made an ultimate bff on twitter.

When I look at your facebook photos, I 9 times out of 10 find myself scrunching my face at the screen and sticking my tongue out. Ha! TAKE THAT.

:) :)

oh my god. that ny post article... doesn't even say Small Girls PR. Just says Small Girls, Big Business #wth?

oy

I've got some news for you, femmebots got feelings, too. - Robyn

I'm sitting with Stefanie from the NY Post! We're gonna be photographed. Yay.

On LiveJournal 5 years ago, a friend commented asking my first memory of my HS boyfriend. I found it recently and snipped it to Tumblr. Answer feels very #mallory: http://yourpalmal.com/post/6003282942/q-a-cross...

"when you put your head on my lap in the cab, i knew there were some very good things that i would never be able to express to you after that."

"I suspect that those with imaginations are hit harder by breakups than those without, for how can one mourn the demise of a future one never bothered imagining?"

Realized what it is. I just wish people could read my mind. Is that too much to ask? Have never cared about privacy, so all for telepathic snooping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCVQpcY1au4&...

"nerd girls losing their shit like prom night"

For Halloween, / I am going to dress up / as a girl who doesn't give a fuck / Trick or treat, biiiiitttchheeeeessssss (wrote this in a notebook a year ago, but still applies.)

I posted a conversation with moot on bnter: http://bnter.com/convo/22967

I want to go back to this moment.
Experiencing this in the flesh.
My arm shaking watching this.
In fact, my whole body shaking.
THIS.
- Shira Erlichman

I asked my mother why a diamond meant that you loved someone. Why not give that someone special... a cat's brain to show them you're crazy about them? Why not give them a trophy full of zombie lipstick to prove you'll kiss their brains out forever?

I posted a conversation with Micah and bianca on bnter: http://bnter.com/convo/22660

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. CHILDISH GAMBINO. I CAN'T STOP. HE IS AN EVER PRESENT FORCE IN MY EAR DRUMS THAT THEN TRAVELS TO MY FINGERS TAPPIN ON THE TABLE AND SUCH. and such.

http://hypem.com/#!/search/childish gambino/1/

FFFFUUUUU Childish Gambino. I love you.

I posted a conversation with Mallory and some dude on bnter: http://bnter.com/convo/22481